Team Legal!

Happy Birthday Big Boy!

Bumpy Trails?

Hello Team Jacob perverts!


Today is the big day!  No, I am not talking to any tweens out there because if you are reading my blog....go away now.  I'm sure there is a Justin Bieber blog you can drool over.


I am talking to the "older" gals.  Anyone over the age of 25.  Those who should know better than to lust after a little Karate kicking Sharkboy!

Not okay to covet.

You are now free to lust and lust...and lust away.  Big boy Taylor is 18.   Can you smell the candles being blown all around the country.  Candles...ladies... Candles are being blown...Jeez...get your minds out of the gutter.

Even as a little boy.  He clearly has a "thing" for taking off his shirt.

While I am and have always been Team Edward, I can understand your plight these past 8 months.  Ever since we saw the grainy comic con footage of Jacob so kindly removing his shirt to dab poor clumsy Bella's bloody head.  We have not been able to get his underaged, tanned, gleaming, alluring, delectable, 8-packed abs (is it getting hot in here? where was I...oh..) enticing body off our dark little minds.

And yes, I know I am way to old for Robert Pattinson, but does that stop me?  Hellz no!  He drinks.  He smokes. (and looks cool doing it).  He (unwillingly) stars in erotic smutty fan fiction.  He can grow a beard.  The guy is aging at an alarming rate.  Technically he may only be 23, but his "real age" I'm sure is 38.  Old enough for me!!!  Bring it!

He can't really be only 23!

This TOTALLY would be me if I was still in High School

So go forth pervs.  You can now, without any hinderance from Chris Hansen or internet child molester traps, go on with your non-deviant fantasies.


For today, our little Teen Wolf became the Wolfman!

This. To -------------> THIS!

Now go away!