How to Keep Your Inner "Twi-Rob" Geek Busy!

We have little than over a month until we are treated to "The Precious" once again in the form of Tyler Roth in “Remember Me.”  we are almost down to the wire.  The time since the "New Moon" onslaught did see to fly, however, as is the case, this last month will probably be painfully slow and arduous.

What can we do to fill the time?

There needs to be something besides these little one minute Q&A blurbs that Facebook is giving us, in which Rob basically says “uuummm” and “I dunno” for most of the time in an attempt to answer a question about “Remember Me.” 

Those and the few beardy pics we were treated to.  mmmmm….beard….  where was I?  oh…

so…Here are some helpful suggestions to ride out the rest of this drought.

* Twitter- 

I hate you Fail Whale

Meet new and interesting people on Twitter.  Your RL family and friends will think you have gone off the deep end when you start excitedly telling them about the trip you are taking to Forks with, as they call them “complete strangers that may be serial killers or fat-lonely-cat-lady-nerds”  Or as I refer to them…”My new best friends!”

See you in Forks!

Dorks in Forks!

* Plan trip to Forks - Yup.  I am going with the loverly ladies of Twitarded!   FOOOOOORRRRKKKKSSSS!!  Get ready @Laxplays and @AGirlintheSouth.  I am saving my alcohol and bail money in my New Moon piggy bank.

* Reread Eclipse….Yet again. – Yes, the leg hitch gets us all every time.  They would be crazy not to have included it in the movie.  In fact it may even be in slow motion with boom chicka wah wah porn music set to it!  Sad that this is the most erotic thing we will ever see on the big screen in the Twilight saga.

"Not to bring on the ire prematurely,

but do you mind telling me 

what it is about this bed that you object to?"  swooon

Which is why we have…..

* Fan fiction!  And Rob Manips!

A little light reading and going blind in the middle of the night trying to get the text the right size on my iPhone in the process.  (iPad will be my savior)

"Master of the Universe?"  There's an App for that.

And looking for super hawt manipulations of Edward and Bella getting spanky spanky action or a pierced and tatted up Edward with the hint of an enormous ding dong will keep you plenty busy.

Or find some Rob manipulations for fun.  Rob usually has his hands down his pants in these.  But you can add yourself to any Rob picture as long as he has the right O-face going on.

Too much bathroom floor action. Is he scratching? He may have crabs.

I'm cropped out of the photo again! Damn!

*Work – No…seriously…Catch up on cleaning the house or actually doing some real work at your place of business.  Get ahead now, because once the ball gets rolling next month you WILL fall behind again.  And you need your job to afford beer and bail money in Forks!   FOOORRRKKKSSS!!

I hear there will be Karaoke at the Twilight Lounge?

* Do Yoga. - Like I said, Catch up now.  You will soon be back to sitting on your fat ass in front of the computer with a bag of Doritos and a glass of wine ..or three.

Next we will do the Downward facing Dog.  

Bend at the waist please. 

And breathe deeeep.

Besides... what better time to meditate on Robward.  He is in everything I do anyway.

* Read as many blogs as possible  – That blogosphere a never-ending hall of mirrors.  Once you find one you keep finding more and more.  It’s like navigating a large maze with Harry Potter located on the Quidditch Pitch filled with magical obstacles in the Goblet of Fire.  What was that boys name again?? . 

LTT/LTR, Twitarded, Robsessed, TwiBite... 

uhhh Harry, How do we get out of here?

And on these blogs, Comment as often as possible!  Bloggers need love too.

There you have it ladies.

Let me know what you plan to do while you wait.